{"id":347,"date":"2009-02-13T12:23:34","date_gmt":"2009-02-13T10:23:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galmin.co.za\/myblog\/?p=347"},"modified":"2009-02-13T12:23:34","modified_gmt":"2009-02-13T10:23:34","slug":"kids-views","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.galmin.co.za\/?p=347","title":{"rendered":"Kids Views"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. They have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., incorrect spelling has been left in.)… Enjoy!<\/strong><\/p>\n


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* In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the<\/p>\n

world, so he took the Sabbath off.<\/p>\n

* Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah’s wife was called<\/p>\n

Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears.<\/p>\n

* Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.<\/p>\n

* Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel<\/p>\n

like Delilah.<\/p>\n

* Moses led the hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread<\/p>\n

which is bread without any ingredients.<\/p>\n

* The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses<\/p>\n

went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.<\/p>\n

* The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.<\/p>\n

* The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand<\/p>\n

still and he obeyed him.<\/p>\n

* David was a hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. he fought with the<\/p>\n

Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.<\/p>\n

* Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.<\/p>\n

* It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the<\/p>\n

tombstone off the entrance.<\/p>\n

* The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels. The epistles<\/p>\n

were the wives of the apostles.<\/p>\n

* One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.<\/p>\n

* Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.<\/p>\n